Another features meeting, where we attempt to conjour up a celebrity story that we haven’t already done.
Not easy, given that we have been in the business for 25 years. By the time you get down to featuring 66 celebs naked, you know you’ve done pretty much everything else.
But then we stumble on the obvious: Are all celebs mad?
And today, I find this gallery on Sexy beast. Minds thinking alike!
Evidence:
Anne Heche, crazy funny
Crazy beautiful
Our Megan, crazy sexy
Dave Chappelle, crazy, crazy, crazy
Spot what these four have in common:
and no they’re not all in COSMO’s naked celeb special, although 3/4 of them are cute pics for next time.
They’ve have all come out and admitted that they have fairly severe problems of the mental variety. Anne Heche has an alternate personality called Celestia, Dave Chappelle went off the rails and landed up in Durban (would you have to be bonkers to do that? Discuss!), Halle Berry tried to kill herself via Carbon Monoxide poisoning and, well, we know about Megan Fox.
The only mild thing about her is the schizophrenia she admits to suffering.
Then there are others: Jackass’s’ Steve O, Director, Tim Burton and Britney all have confirmed or rumoured Bi-polar. Roseanne with a multiple-personality disorder, Mel Gibson … is just Mel Gison.
The list, it seems is endless.
And that is before you factor in the drugs, eating disorders and alcohol addictions – never mind the more common-or-garden disorders, such as rampant narcissism, insecurity, paranoia, not-very niceness, blah. Blah. Blah.
Do you have to be 100%crazy to do what it takes to make it huge? Or does making it huge make you crazy? Or both?
Good subject for a Cosmo article, I think.
