HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO PARIS HILTON? HERE SHE IS, KLASSY AS EVER, IN RUSSIAN GQ.

My burning question for today: Sexy, or sad?

And, by sad, do we mean, depressed that her life has come to this ?

Of course, it was not that Paris Hilton ever occupied the higher ground.

( Russian wedding album morning-after shot. But I digress.)

Phallic symbol

Raking in the dollars in the regions. A happily ever after, I'm sure.