Oh boo hiss.
News just in that SA’s unofficial Ambassador to Hollywood and her lovely Irish boyfriend have split, after 9 years.
They held a special place in my heart not only because of patriotism and tribal loyalty etc etc, but because she once swore never to appear in a COSMO anywhere in the world just because of me (!)
And also because unlike Brad and Ange, they managed to keep a low profile and also appeared to live a reasonably normal, sane and classy life for a mega-star and her consort.
No supermarket tabloid “Are they? Aren’t they?” stories for them.
And they only ever made occasional appearances at openings of envelopes.
But now …
Apparently the split was her idea. They have, according to that official source, The Daily Mail, split because Charlize decided they were more like “brother and sister.”
Wonder how long it will be before she is linked to Brad?
The clock is ticking.