WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING – ACCORDING TO STOCK PHOTO AGENCIES
Whole jars of pickles.
Pickles to the left of you ...
Pickles to the right.
Alarming seksi-face pickles.
Have you got the messeage, breeders?
You should also, along with your craving for pickles ...
...you will suffer both inexplicable bad taste in clothes ...
... bad hair and ...
...and crazy lady eyes.
Who needs faces to get a message across though?
When you've got a bun in the oven and pickles on your mind!
Okay, that’s enough.
Takes herself off to get a glass of wine which you can’t do if you are preganant Nyah Nyah etc!