WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING – ACCORDING TO STOCK PHOTO AGENCIES

by hurricanevanessa on May 17, 2011

PICKLES!

Whole jars of pickles.

Pickles to the left of you ...

(Goth pickles)

Pickles to the right.

Alarming seksi-face pickles.

Have you got the messeage, breeders?

You should also, along with your craving for pickles ...

...you will suffer both inexplicable bad taste in clothes ...

... bad hair and ...

...and crazy lady eyes.

Who needs faces to get a message across though?

When you've got a bun in the oven and pickles on your mind!

Okay, that’s enough.

Takes herself off to get a glass of wine which you can’t do if you are preganant Nyah Nyah etc!

Via Lovelyish.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Eloise May 18, 2011 at 18:05

Bullshit!

Kym May 19, 2011 at 12:48

Never mind the crazy lady eyes, WTF is up with her belly? I’ve never seen a preggie belly shaped like that!

Mimi May 19, 2011 at 15:59

It’s a BOSU ball!

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