
Here is Xtina and her new boyfriend Matt Rutler (what a name, what a name) in London on the weekend. She is preparing to enter a car. he is preparing his paparazzi-ready Duckface.

Observe the male and female, what will they do next? being a keen Celebwatcher takes patience, a bit of luck...
It’s hard to complain about the paparazzi when you put on a show like this for their waiting lenses, don’t you think?
This is seriously enthusiastic face sucking.
The only one who comes out of this with any dignity or grace, is the chauffuer.*
Good manners, sir!
For the rest of us? Who can look away?
Yes. I do feel dirty.
Via Dlisted.
* Yes, yes, That includes me. But this celeb modern photo-comic made me laugh.
I don’t know why.
Perhaps the shifty look on the chauffeur’s face?
Look again. It’s funny
I’ll turn my atention to something deep and meaningful asap.
























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Erm… why does it look like the bf is wearing an engagement ring on his middle finger? Or is my eyesight just really atrocious?