Rapport is hot on the celebrity beat today, running not only the Yo-landi Vi$$er story, but also this sneaky shot of onse Parys.
Here she is in court, supporting her friend, the freelance photographer, Jennifer Rovero, who took the fall copped to smoking grass at the Brazil v Holland game in Port Elizabeth.
Well, she did tweet that she was looking forward to going on safari.
An hour or so in court is one way to experience South Africa’s wildlife.
Rapport reported that she tweeted: ” Ek het die polisie gehelp met die ondersoek en hul vrae beantwoord. Almal was nice met my en vriendelik. Ek hou van Suid-Afrika. So ’n wonderlike plek, veral tydens die Wêreldbeker.”
Well, not really, but she does sound hilarious in Afrikaans.