VICTORIA BECKHAM IS AS FIERCE AS SHE USUALLY IS IN A SWIMSUIT (AS MOST COVER CHICKS ARE THIS SEASON) ON MADAME FIGARO.

by hurricanevanessa on February 28, 2012

So here's the thing about me and Victoria B.

... I think to me ...she is like Alexander McQueen's (RIP etc etc) ....

... (Ouch. That looks uncomfortable.) ...

But to return to my thought about Mrs B and A McQueen's Alien Shoes...

When you first see them you think. "Whoa. That's a bit very bloody odd."

Then, after massive and repeated exposure, you think. Aw. They're kind of pretty.

Like ... I'd like one of those to place on my mantlepiece. Like that.

Or maybe it’s just me.

Anyway.

The real story of this post is that Mrs B appeared on two covers of Madame Figaro this week, looking her usual, trademarked, cheeerless self.

Wouldn’t have her any other way.

Via Sassi Sam

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Kerry February 28, 2012 at 11:56

When last did anyone see her smile? Can she still smile? Or does being so skinny automatically make you so miserable that you just can’t bring yourself to show even the slightest smidgeon of happiness?

Dee February 28, 2012 at 21:02

I read (back when she was still a Spice Girl) that she doesn’t like how she looks when she smiles. I’ve seen very few and far between shots of her smiling and she’s actually quite cute when she does it.

InnerCity_Angel February 29, 2012 at 11:40

Is it just me or does the 3rd picture look like someone dropped their Barbie Doll?

Mimi March 1, 2012 at 16:06

Lol! Dropped their barbie doll! Amazing. I’m fascinated with her too.

Christie March 2, 2012 at 11:36

i like her… a lot, but i don’t think i have ever seen her smile. sad

Meliboo March 8, 2012 at 15:01

She’s cold and hungry. Of course she’s not smiling! Would you be smiling?

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