TOYS PUT ON THEIR SEXY FACE.

by hurricanevanessa on March 9, 2011

It’s no wonder childhood flies past so fast, these days.

Toys and beloved children’s characters are getting tarted and sexed up faster than their owners.

Sexy fairies.

Dora explores her inner fashion victim / glamour puss.

Stawberry shortcake. Homely just won't do.

Trolls!

Candyland then, Candyland now.

Barbie fashionista? Really? Or Barbie Lapdancer?

Monster High dolls are the teenage daughters of monsters. Clawdeen, who is apparently, part werewolf, has a "backstory" which apparently involves her routinely waxing her "excess hair."

And Bratz Dolls. Of course.

Via TodayNBC

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Robi March 10, 2011 at 10:29

They changed the TROLL DOLLS?! What the hell?!

Nadia March 10, 2011 at 10:36

Aaaah! It sucks that they’ve made Dora grow up! She’s cute just as she was! :(
As for the rest… can’t be good for little girls’ body image to have so many sexy toys!

Lorien March 10, 2011 at 10:46

I have a 3 year old daughter and don’t want her to see any of these terrible dolls. I don’t take her to the toy store because it just becomes a problem. Tough one, tough generation.

Lebs March 18, 2011 at 16:11

Dora’s a fashionista!

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