“TOM CRUISE” COVERS W. SHIRTLESS. PHOTOSHOPPED. CRAZY LOOK IN THE EYE. FAKE INK. YIKES.
How does T Cruise make me feel uncomfortable? Let us count the ways: That ink is fake, Those girls pawing over him? Also fake. He is standing on phonebooks. He has a wild and crazy look in his eye. If you get too close to him he will convert you. Is that enough?
Via The Gloss.