“TOM CRUISE” COVERS W. SHIRTLESS. PHOTOSHOPPED. CRAZY LOOK IN THE EYE. FAKE INK. YIKES.

by hurricanevanessa on May 7, 2012

How does T Cruise make me feel uncomfortable? Let us count the ways: That ink is fake, Those girls pawing over him? Also fake. He is standing on phonebooks. He has a wild and crazy look in his eye. If you get too close to him he will convert you. Is that enough?

Via The Gloss.

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Loudine May 8, 2012 at 09:15

Oh, right, for his new movie where he is the unlikely super-rockstar. Jared Leto would have been more believable. Johnny Depp. Anyone in Hollywood who is hot, has that lead-singer attitude and has actually BEEN ON A MUSIC STAGE before. IMHO.

Graham May 8, 2012 at 09:16

Hahahahaha.
They have made him look like a teenager.

KeenyKeenz May 8, 2012 at 09:21

“He is standing on phonebooks.”

I die!! haha

KeenyKeenz May 8, 2012 at 09:26

Oh and the longer I look at his face – the more he looks like Kristen Stewart.

Emma K May 8, 2012 at 09:26

Agree! He really make me feel very icky. *chokes on my bircher muesli*

Anna May 8, 2012 at 09:44

Oh dear me. That is scary….and yes Jared Leto would have been a better idea. Johnny Depp even more so. Plus he looks like a sulky teenage girl.

Jane May 8, 2012 at 10:18

Channeling vampires I think… very weird….

Dee May 8, 2012 at 16:46

At least he’s not cackling like a loon, for once.

hills May 14, 2012 at 13:00

I would imagine that even Katie lol’ed at this.

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