Yip. Swimsuit models do like to lounge around with their legs draped carelessly over a fallen palm tree. They find it restful.
I am yet to find a suitable explanation for this one. Really. I've tried.
While my toy guitar gently weeps.
Our very own Genevieve Morton was the break-out star of Sports Illustrated’s Swimwear Edition.
As Uber Model Man, Marlon told me, “They love her, over there.”
Which is excellent news, really.
It’s always good to see one of our own doing well.
So here, as appreciation, is a selection of images of her doing what she (and other swimsuit models) do best:
Contorting her body into shapes that no normal woman would ever attempt.
Striking poses that no normal woman would ever strike.
A little more plastique than she needs to be. (She’s a pretty girl, after all.)
And playing a toy guitar.
This one makes me laugh. (Maybe because it looks like it belongs on "When models need to pee?")
I know most adult women can stand like this. And dress like this. It's just that most adult women, don't.
You mean you don't lounge like this? You should try it, it's so comfortable.
This is an aadvanced Blue Steel. It requires all the muscle groups to be used at once, merely to avoid landing face down in the sand.
Hello Big Boy etc etc etc.
Another one destined for the glamour modelling department of "when models need to pee."
Enough. If you want the full Sports Illustrated experience, go here and for the full set of alts, go here.
Although, of course, these images may just be the full set of pictures, exactly as you were intended to see them.
Just because I find them funny, doesn’t mean anyone else does.
Via celebnuisance
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ive seen all these poses in your very own Cosmo swimsuit and lingerie editions thru the years so i guess shes not the only one doing them . maybe its the photographers lol