Joe from Book of Joe, discovered The Wedding Ring Coffin Store.
I am not sure why I was surprised by it’s existence.
After all, there are already plenty of “joy of divorce” books.
First "The Joy of Sex" then..."The Joy of Divorce?"
A coffin for your wedding ring, is a natural next step after divorce parties and cakes, isn’t it?
An excuse to party?
After you’ve “closed the lid on your marriage,” close the lid on your cutie-pie ring coffin.
R.I.P? In Mahogany, if you so desire.
Or in Ivory. With burgundy interior.
You can even customise your message.
If the ones the WRCS offer aren’t viperous enough.
They’ve created plaques saying, “The end of an error” and “He broke my heart, but I broke the bank.”
But, if you are not that creative …you can choose from a selection including: “I do…not!” and “Six feet isn’t deep enough,” and “Bury the past.”
$39.95 for customised messge. $29. 95 without.
