Practically a manBurqua: A Tee-shirt.
Loosening up in a wife-beater.
Brazen hussy.
He believes that a spread in GQ is as good a reason as any.
Although, this sudden almost Amish modestly leaves me, for one, faintly perplexed.
As, as a bonding exercise with my 10-year old daughter, I recently laboured through New Moon.
Where he was topless, for 80% of the time.
But New Moon was “special,” as the directors for his winter film, Valentine’s Day, were informed.
As he explains: “Originally I was supposed to take off my shirt [in Valentine's Day]. The script said we were walking into school and Willy takes off his shirt. I said, ‘Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out. He’s gonna take off his shirt in the middle of school? No, no, no. The reason I took off my shirt for New Moon is because it’s written in the book that way. And there’s reasons behind it.”
Which of course, makes sense.
Or does it?
As, of course it makes perfect sense for those strapping handsome young soon-to-be wolves, to be running around damp, chilly Forks, in their shorts, flashing their abs ‘n pecs etc, too.
Not.
Hell.
The wolves had their coats on.
