First warm up: whip your hair.
As regular readers of this blog know, I think everything is strangely funny in Dutch, so ... here we go, in Dutch (It's from Dutch Vogue, silly.) " Stap opzij met de LF."
"Stap op de plaats met de RF"
" LV kruis over RV, schoppen met linkervoet, polka stappen achteruit gaan links-rechts-links, RV kruis over LV, uit te schoppen met de rechtervoet. polka stappen achteruit te gaan rechts-links-rechts." Oh enough. Obv these are not instructins to the "Model Dance." If you care they are translated instructions to Cotton Eyed Joe. Obvs Etc. Don't ask me why I know about Cotton Eyed Jow. It's embarrassing and unseemly.
" Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Madness. You must agree.
Via Fashionising
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