SHY AND RETIRING CELEB RED CARPET DRESS TREND OF THE DAY: CROTCH-SPLIT DRESSES.

Remember when this was considered rather noteworthy? "that" Elizabeth Hurley Versace dress (c 1994) set a new... ahem ...low for attention seeking, didn't it? So, as the pressure to capture the paparazzi's lenses has not exactly diminished since then ... what is a contemproary starlet supposed to do? The only way, it seems, is up and ... to the center a bit. Voila: The Crotch-split dress. Identified by the eagle-eyed trendspotters over at MamaMia.

J Lopez.

Awkward.

E Watson.

Obv.

K Beckinsale

This thing.

G Paltrow.

Ciara.

D Kruger

J Aniston.

V Posh.

MamaMia found 41 images for your viewing delight.

Many with bonus stupid legs.

Via MM

One Response to SHY AND RETIRING CELEB RED CARPET DRESS TREND OF THE DAY: CROTCH-SPLIT DRESSES.

  1. Hannah April 12, 2012 at 21:04 #

    This is great! Angelina wasn’t the first to look prosthetic with a high slit! Think Paltrow and Aniston pull it off best. But even better than Angelina’s awful pose was your comment under Kirsten Stewart. Priceless.

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