ROBERT PATTINSON DOES CREEPY VERY WELL FOR PREMIERE MAGAZINE

I don't know why, these days, whenever I think of captions for pictures that verge on the absurd ...

... I hear Randall narrating them ...

... in his Honey Badger voice.

Imagine, if you can, with me .... "Eeeeuw. Here's Robert Pattinson with a knife wound in his stomach and a third eye on his forehead. Pattinson doesn't care."

Hm. The shock? Deep.