RETOUCHING MADNESS CONTD

Firstly, the squirrel link is fixed! Hurray!

But now, to business:

Retouching and age is a recurring theme for me, I know, but I can’t resist this set of pictures.

Rachel Zoe, stylist to the stars and the woman most likely to be blamed with the whole Size Zero controversy (“They’re all ridiculous. [They say I’m] starving people, [I’m] getting drugs for people. Seriously, I have to have a migraine to take a Tylenol. The whole size zero thing, not one of my clients is a size zero. Not one.”) is promoting the second series of her new show, The Rachel Zoe Project.

Well, perhaps she isn’t, but some plastic fem-bot Rachel Zoe doll is.See below.

Monster? Or alien?

As real as it gets: This season we will all be wearing ribs.

I need to calm myself. Time for The Squirreliser.