Oh fuck right off.
Indulge me.
Let me translate and explain the “thinking” behind this work of art.
” Look you losers, (Ha ha. Our little joke, If you lost that totally disgusting baby weight, you wouldn’t be reading our magazine would you?
Anyway, to continue ….
… If a heifer (let’s not beat around the bush here, because, you know, let’s just all be judgemental honest here, that what’s you’ve been thinking to yourself all these endless months, (bracket within a bracket – we certainly have!) – like J Simpson can lose her disgusting baby weight and look like this – (wowzer, almost hot! ) in her tight, stretchy, celebrappropriate dress, WHY CAN’T YOU, you failure, you?” Etc.
I just have to lomit.
Which is what happens when you laugh and vomit at the same time.
And that is all that this particular magazine deserves.
The end.
Via Storemags.
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LOMIT!!! Hahaha!!
check j-lo’s alien eyes! lmao! lomit
Oh I call shenanigans on this so hard. She gained like 340 lbs when she was preggo with that kid, and she was starting to pack it on before that, too. There’s no way she lost it all already and then some. Someone needs to do some digging, because I’d bet this is a pre-baby photo.
Agree with Mimi – LOMIT! HAHAHAHAHAH Love it!
The magazine the star’s trust? Really??? Lomit, indeed HV.