Let me translate and explain the “thinking” behind this work of art.
” Look you losers, (Ha ha. Our little joke, If you lost that totally disgusting baby weight, you wouldn’t be reading our magazine would you?
Anyway, to continue ….
… If a heifer (let’s not beat around the bush here, because, you know, let’s just all be
judgemental honest here, that what’s you’ve been thinking to yourself all these endless months, (bracket within a bracket – we certainly have!) – like J Simpson can lose her disgusting baby weight and look like this – (wowzer, almost hot! ) in her tight, stretchy, celebrappropriate dress, WHY CAN’T YOU, you failure, you?” Etc.
I just have to lomit.
Which is what happens when you laugh and vomit at the same time.
And that is all that this particular magazine deserves.