NEW BEST TODDLERS & TIARAS QUOTES EVER. UNTIL THE NEXT LOT.

by hurricanevanessa on April 6, 2012

"Paisley's favorite color is rainbow."

"My mom puts a girdle on me to go to bed." -- Shian

"Pageants can paint her way to something else, like a jewelry line, a candy line or even just painting her way to success." -- Isabella's mommy, Susanna.

"When I'm not doing pageants, I sit home and act like a cat."

'Eden's favourite food is everything.'

"Sometimes when people are rude to me, I pray they get run over by a huge truck."

"I could wear this to church."

"Sometimes I wish I weren't famous and was just a fish."

""A dolla make me holla, honey boo boo."

"I like tanning so I can get brown like Beyonce."

"My daughter has prayed for Jesus to make her like Beyonce."

"When Claudia grows up she wants to own a lot of Taco Bells."

"Emerald's ambition is to become an octopus or a photographer."

Lifted entirely from Zap2It

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Liz April 6, 2012 at 22:38

“I could care less about my beauty. I just want my pizza.”
Amen, sister.

Loudine April 9, 2012 at 02:15

That doll in purple looks almost human. I agree with Emerald though, when I grow up I want to be an octopus or a photographer too.

Nomali May 29, 2012 at 10:50

Tacos will drive a girl to do strange things….

Smarty February 19, 2013 at 04:05

Vivi-Anne is from Dance Moms, not Toddlers and Tiaras.

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