MODELS POSING AS MERE MORTALS NEVER DO #999: DEMONSTRATED BY MIRANDA KERR.

Do you ever stride purposefully forward, holding your jacket closed over your naked breasts, while simultaneously eating your hair? I don’t. I know for sure that were I to attempt this Blue Steel, I would not be able to see through my stupid asymmetrical fringe, and would certainly fall over. That would unfortunately result in me having to let go of my lapels, resulting in a epic and undignified flash. If my skirt was riding up my thighs like that, I would have to find a third hand to pull it down, in case I also flashed my underpants. I, personally don’t see why any of this is a good idea worthy of being on the cover of The Sunday Times style Fashion Issue.