Could it be that Hollywood actresses have finally abandoned their habit of carrying miniature doglets around with them everywhere they go?
It could be that, with the happy end of the Paris Hilton era, that this might be true. It would be not bad news, all things considered.
Not, however, if it is replaced by a trend for keeping one’s child on a leash, just like the dog he or she replaced in one’s affections?
These leashes are, of course, a pragmatic solution for parents of wayward toddlers, and perhaps for Hollywood mothers, particularly.
They must be very effective for dragging one’s child away from a baying paparazzi pack.
And they would restrict a celebaby’s ability to waddle off into the traffic to escape the horrors of his or her Hollywood Mama.
Perhaps, I should not be so judgmental.
What do you think?
* Henry, Henry.