His show is cancelled, he has had some time on his hands. So, after drinking in a Cleveland bar, Matthew Fox tried to "Board a bus," uninvited. The Bus Driver, one Heather Bormann objected and a kerfuffle ensued, during which he allegedly punched her in both the stomach and the breasts. Lovely man.
Shocking.
Very.
But what is also shocking is the mugshot, (admittedly taken over a year ago for a unreported and unrelated DUI,) which surfaced as the media scrambled to find a tragic enough image to illustrate this sad celebrity fall from grace.
Boy.
They found a beaut.
Bormann said the former Lost star smelled "like a bar."
And looked like a toilet.
Excessive drinking, gate-crashing busses and hitting woman, is not good for your looks, Pretty Boy.
Via Huliq
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Hilarious! OMG, I needed this laugh
Thanks HV!
oh dear! how pathetic :s
haaaa, all of you, fooled by the Internet lol!!!
That’s not MF’s mugshot, old or not! Never had one, because never arrested for a DUI (unlike some of his Lost costars), nor (so far) for the punching incident, he was just detained then released. See CNN for info, not all the TMZ like sites!
It’s just a pic from another poor guy, ressembling vaguely to a very fat version of him, that has circulated for years in the Lost fandom, with various mentions, for fun purposes! So, if you’re in for the fun, not the truth, go ahead!