MEET MEGAN ROSSEE, MICHAEL PHELPS’ NEW GIRLFRIEND. SHE’S A NETBALL-PLAYING SCHOOL TEACHER FROM THE MIDWEST.
No. She is not a netball playing school teacher from the Mid West.
She is a model.
which is good.
As they’ll have that in common.
Celebrity matches have been made on less than that.
Vaya con dios, les jeuness d’ore.*
* Forgive me mixing languages.
It just seemed apt.