MEET MEGAN ROSSEE, MICHAEL PHELPS’ NEW GIRLFRIEND. SHE’S A NETBALL-PLAYING SCHOOL TEACHER FROM THE MIDWEST.

Sigh.

No. She is not a netball playing school teacher from the Mid West.

She is a model.

Often swimwear.

which is good.

As they’ll have that in common.

Celebrity matches have been made on less than that.

Vaya con dios, les jeuness d’ore.*

* Forgive me mixing languages.

It just seemed apt.

Via

  1. Lola:

    Gosh, will the world never bore of the skinny long-haired blonde? I guess not.