Well, wouldn't you look a little bit shifty, if you were facing the release of a sex-tape?
Yes, yes, yes, a sex tape would be a heinous invasion and it would be shameful to have one leaked to the world’s press.
Excruciating, when you’re a newly-wed, new Mommy, with a busy and successful career in reality shows about yourself.
Commiserations etc to poor Kendra Wilkinson, ex-Playboy Mansion Body-Paint Girl and erstwhile 1/3 of Hugh Hefner’s live-in Carers of the Playboy Mansion girlfriend, who is currently fighting to stop the sleazy Vivid Entertainment, from releasing a tape made of and by her earlier on in her …um, career.
Except.
Maybe it’s not so very “poor” Kendra at all.
D-listed reports “Yes, Kendra tried to leak her own tape. In the industry they call that “A Paris Hilton.” They also call it “A Kim Kardassian.” And “A Pamela Anderson.” And “A (insert the name of your favorite sex tape star here).
Radar got a hold of a few documents that prove that Kendra and her people were in the process of whoring the tape out to the highest bidder before she got married to Hank Basset and birthed their baby. Kendra wanted complete control of how the tape would be edited before they sold it.”
So, it’s not the sex tape, per se, that Ms Wilkinson is upset about, but the fact that it is not being released as and when it suits her.
Surprised?
Don’t be.
After all, the graduates of sex tape “scandals” have hardly been suffering recently.
It’s hard to imagine how else Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton would have captured the world’s attention, if not for their rather eye-popping debuts.
And clearly, for “stars” of very little sparkle, letting the world see them on the job, is a small price to pay for what really… gets them off.
Fame.
