JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET ANY WORSE. MEET THE KINKY KIM K SEX DOLL. (OR DON’T, IF YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU.)

by hurricanevanessa on September 8, 2010

No, this is not her sex doll. The one of the right is the wax model for Mme Tussauds, no the one on the left is, no the one on ...oh does it really matter? The yucky sex dollis after the jump. If you want to see it. Warning cannot be unseen etc.

No, this is not KK's sex doll. The one of the right is the wax model for Mme Tussauds, no the one on the left is, no the one on ...oh, does it really matter? The yucky sex doll is after the jump. If you want to see it. Warning cannot be unseen etc.

Kim Kardashian? Over-exposed?

And it used to be that having a Barbie or action figure in your image meant that you had “arrived.”

While it is news to me, apparently there is a flourishing market for celebrity sex dolls.

Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Britney (In her “Oops I did it again” school girl incarnation) are only some of the celebs who had the dubious honour of being immortalised as a sex doll.

Vomit.

Don’t say you weren’t warned.

Manufacturer Pipedream Products says: “Kinky Kim The Filthy Love Doll is going to be the must have blowup babe of late summer!"

Manufacturer Pipedream Products says: “Kinky Kim The Filthy Love Doll is going to be the must have blowup babe of late summer!"

Good grief.

Good grief.

Sob.

Sob.

“She loves Big?”

“Sex in the Shitty?”

Here’s my plan:

The moment my 10 year-old daughter says she wants to be a pop star is the very moment she gets sent to a convent.

For the next 100 years.

Even though we are Jewish.

Via Trendhunter

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