JOOST AND AMOR DIVORCE: “I CAN STAND(-BY MY MAN) NO MORE!”

Blackberrys are a marvellous invention, on a boring, ordinary day with not so much going down.

(I posted Robert Pattinson underpants, for e.g!)

News from a normally accurate source that SA’s very own Posh and Becks (The Roodepoort version) are to split.

BUT as far as gossip is concerned, I am not sure I would 100% trust me.

I am well-known for my conviction that almost every Male Hollywood star is gay.

And I always believe almost anything with absolute conviction, until embarrassingly, I am proven wrong.

So take all this with a pinch of salt until someone with more gossipgravitas (Ha! Esmarie, for e.g!) says it is so…

But divorced or not, I would imagine this has been an annus horribilis for Amor.

Marrying an Anus Horribilis is no choice for a sissy

She was a very good cover story for Marie Claire and soon to be ex-ed, Kate, who is a very tough person to impress, rather liked her.

I got the impression, from the profile, that Joost, on the other hand, sent a chill or two down her spine.

Not good ones.