Is this the real thing? Is this just fantasy? (Oh, OK, enough.)
Here we have the newest, surely most bankable, most adorable young famous couple on the planet, “caught” “off guard,” on Thanksgiving Weekend, in Park Slope, Brooklyn.
Is this an romantic meeting of talent straight out of a PR’s wetdream? Or could it, (I’m sorry, I am just a teeny bit cynical,) possibly, maybe, gasp! be a stunt?
Isn’t there something just a little odd about the delight that the two appear to be displaying in full view of the lens of a lurking paparazzi?
Mostly, A-listers such as Gyllenhaal and Swift, when embarking on a relationship do so under the cover of as much anonymity as possible. (Think StewPatz for e.g.) If you are to catch a glimpse of this kind of wildlife in the early stages of this kind of relationship, it is likely to be a dash from door to cab, featuring lowered eyes, sunglasses, hooodies pulled down low.
Not for most of Hollywood’s brightest the posing and gurning of their celebrity colleagues further down the fame ladder.
They just seem a little bit too cheerful and available for stars of their wattage.
Gyllenhaal does have a movie to promote.
But he has “done” naked, he has “done” adorable doggies.
You can almost imagine a PR putting just that strategy together, can’t you?
“Next up on the OvaryBursterWorld Tour a timely dalliance with the golden-est of girls!”
Of course, it could be that they are in perfect blonde sunny love. Of course, I hope so, if only to keep Entertainment Magazine’s Entertainer of The Year out of the clutches of the John Mayers of the world.
In love? Or working hard for their money?
Either, I suppose, are honourable endeavours.
I think the best thing is to leave them alone to get on with whatever they’re up to.
It’s not really my business, after all.
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*sigh* highly disappointed in Mr Gyllenhaal
What a pile of pants. Jake,from Reece to Taylor? I highly doubt it and as for lil Miss ‘I’m so sweet and nice and innocent’ She’s ‘dated’ more of Hollywood than Miley and she’s the supposed trash bag.
That Jonas boy, The other Taylor, JOHN what where you thinking MAYER and now Jake??
And they are the only ones we know of.
Please. In 6 mths there will be a new song from her about Jake….She’s all class that one.
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