IT’S NEVER TOO SOON TO EXPOSE YOUR KID TO THE PRESSURE OF A FASHIONABLE CHILDHOOD. DEMONSTRATED BY THE CHILDREN OF NY FASHION WEEK. SHAME.

Rachel Zoe’s child, Skylar, thinks that backstage is a playground. He appears to know no better.

Harper Beckham tries out Mom’s runway for size.

Alexander Wang’s niece has been a NYFW regular for many seasons, now.

A child D.J’d.

There was a bit of this.

Oh dear. This poor child, at Oscar de la Renta.