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Medicinal funniness is much needed today and who knew that Ms B would be just the gal for the job?
Quotes from Did I say that? in The Observer:
Having her driver’s licence photo taken at the Beverly Hills Licensing Office
You don’t do retouching? (2007)
On alcohol
Drink whatever you like. Just as long as it coordinates with your nail varnish (2003)
Recruiting a personal assistant
You can eat my food for me. Because everyone has a… well, not a fat friend, but I mean, more normal … (2007)
On styling David
When he goes out on his own I’ll advise him to look really horrible. I’ll always suggest colours that clash so no one fancies him (2001)
On the fountain in Piazza Repubblica in Rome
Right, I want that for my front garden. That would look amazing at Beckingham Palace (2007)
On being named one of the 10 most fascinating people by Barbara Walters
That’s amazing, because I’m so boring (2007)
On actress Tamzin Outhwaite saying she’d like to spend a night with David
Firstly, Tamzin who? Secondly, it’s disrespectful. And thirdly, as if, love. If it’s Janet Jackson, it’s flattering. But when it’s what’s-her-name, you think: “Get a life” (2002)
On dining out
I’d definitely spit in people’s food if I worked in a restaurant … I’d spit in Eddie Murphy’s food. I’d chop his dick off, too (2007)
On her autobiography
It’s straight from the horse’s mouth. Not that I’m saying I’m a horse (2001)
On fans
You’re a true fan when you cry or pass out. When the paramedics are called it’s a good sign (1999)
To Vinny Jones
I was talking to David the other night and he said you’re actually a bit of a poof on the pitch (1999)
