HOW TO SELL AN EROTIC TV CHANNEL TO MOMS AND DADS

Sell it on the fact that it's got Childlock! Yippe. Drool, drool etc. Print ads for German Erotic channel Beate-Uhse via Hamburg ad agency Kempertrautmann. Hm. They don't give much away as to what you can actually expect from the channel, wrt content, for e.g, do they?

I guess when you are old enough to have children who are old enough to find the porn channel on your TV, you don't care about the content.

...so long as the kids ca't get to see it.

Just some lady legs in cheap footwear. Ho hum. Perhaps parents are just grateful for any old naughty stuff. So long as it's not Squirrel Nutkin, Pingu Penguin and pals.