HER ROYAL HOTNESS, PRINCESS PIPPA OF MIDDLETON-BY-MARRIAGE GOES TO THE FRENCH OPEN IN A SEE-THROUGH TEE-SHIRT. THE WORLD GOES MAD.

by hurricanevanessa on June 1, 2011

She has not only got a butt! She has breasts too! Can you believe it! Etc etc.

Sit back and enjoy it. Why not?

Ha.

I have never before, (I don’t think,) seen a chick take to her  new-found fame, quite as enthusiastically, as The Royal Sister-in-Law and First Lady of the Butt, Pippa Middleton.

She is rarely papped without an enormous cat-that-got-the-cream grin on her face.

Why wouldn’t she be smiling?

Here sister has to do all the hard work, viz, stew on chilly Angelsea in many sweaters and scarfs, with nothing more exciting to do than watch her new husband’s hair fall out …while  our Pippa goes to the French open in a tee-shirt. *

Respect.

Via Celebitchy.

* I know I’m being mean-spirited and bitchy, Sorry! But the children’s nits are back. I’m, feeling evil.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

inotherwords June 1, 2011 at 10:18

Yes, and she has to ward off Justin Bieber’s advances. Which makes her even more envied by some. I am not one of them….

Louise June 2, 2011 at 01:39

nits. If I find the the mother of the child that CONTINUALLY re-infests all the kids in the class, including my son…..mean-spirited and bitchy will only be the beginning.

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