THE HAIRPIN’S CATALOGUE MODELS WHO WANT TO KILL YOU.

by hurricanevanessa on February 13, 2011

Hairpin. A blog after my own heart.

Here’s their latest compilation: this time, catalogue models waiting for their big break.

Or watching it spin it’s wheels, spray dust in their faces and head off, over the horizon.

The captions are mine.

Olga is not happy in her mommy clothes. She has a terrible foreboding. They could be her future.

This was shot in 40 degree heat, she'll have you know.

Buy this nasty jacket, mouse. It's your funeral.

It doesn't fit me. what it'll only look like on you. I would laugh. If I "did" laughing.

Freeze.

I am soldiering on. Through my tears.

Republican party-approved glare.

I would smile. If I could be bothered.

The end.

Via The Hairpin

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Loudine March 12, 2012 at 06:15

Wow, unattractive clothes on unattractive girls. Hmmm, where have I seen this before?

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