Here, in a windswept and retro-washed celebration of 27% of what is wrong in the world, are the outtakes of a shoot for US ELLE Magazine of the star auteur and his Mrs Robinson.
I kid you not.
Mrs Bloody Robinson.
Kim “Cougar” Kardashian is only 29 years old.
But, I suppose that if one of you came to the public’s attention through a sex tape in 2006, (it seems as if it was much longer than that, doesn’t it? Oh, sort of like 70 years longer?) and one of you was born in 2006, the maths does work.
But does anything else?
Kardashian (who has over 4 300 000 followers) posted these outtakes from a shoot for US ELLE on Twitter.
Busy, busy, busy, as always, turning …nothing? into one of the biggest careers in entertainment.
While turning my stomach.