GREAT REVENGES ON CHEATING MEN #2

I can’t remember his name, or the post he commented on, but a while ago, an HV reader took objection to something snarky that I had written about men.

Magnanimously, he forgave me, based on his assumption that I had been “deeply wounded by men,” and that I must be bitter and ugly.

Then he must have Googled me, looked at the pictures (all highly flattering, naturally) that appear of me online, and added, as his second comment: “Um, okay, you’re not really that ugly, so it can’t be that.”

But I’m not damaged by the exes. A bit battle-weary, sure, but in general, affectionate.

Plus I’ve been married, happily for …oh, 100 years.

I like the good guys.

There is no convenient psychological excuse to explain away HV’s attitude towards men.

All I can do, perhaps, is point out that I am, mostly, an equal opportunity snark.

And men provide good content for a snigger, don’t they?

This story would not be funny if the victim had been a woman.

UPI reports:” Four Wisconsin women were put on probation for a year Tuesday for gluing a man’s penis to his stomach, after finding out about his sexual dalliances.

The women will get to avoid jail time of 30-60 days as long as they don’t violate the terms of their probation, Madison’s WKOW-TV reported. They also are to perform community service.

Authorities said Donessa Davis’s wife, two lovers and an acquaintance of theirs had plotted their revenge last summer, luring him to a Stockbridge motel July 30 where they tied him up, blindfolded and assaulted him. The women told the court they didn’t plan the gluing tactic; that part just evolved as the episode played out.

The Appleton Post-Crescent reported Therese Ziemann, 48, of Menasha; Michelle Belliveau, 43, of Neenah; Wendy Sewell, 44, of Kaukauna; and Tracy Hood-Davis, 31, of Fond du Lac, who is Davis’s wife, appeared separately in Calumet County Court and were found guilty of disorderly conduct. Ziemann was convicted of battery as well.”

Oh lordy. Okay. It’s not so funny when you get to the assault and battery bit, but until then?

Hilarious.