Long after the adoring crowds have shruggged their shoulders and moved on, never to buy another CD or concert ticket, the paparazzi still keep the fires of attention flickering for some stars, whose careers could best be described as …hitting an iceberg?
But for some, the glorious days of being papped just for turning up are also, sadly, overs-cadovers. What’s a girl to do?
One option is to try to make yourself a little more interesting by ..channeling iconic moves from cheesy movies. Here Geri Spice and her upper-class NBoyF, Henry Beckwith, do a riff on Kate and Leo’s Titanic moment.
To what aim?
1) to get attention
2) to show off abs (respect where it’s due: they’re impressive!)
3) to display boyfriend.
4) to prove that the self-helps books worked
5) to get attention
..as you do when you want privacy and peace and quiet. ..and you know that there are paparazzi lurking in the long grass.
Exhausting way to spend a holiday.