First, some preparation for the onerous task at hand.
Some stretching ...
"There we go. A little more stretching. Note how marvellous my abs are. Just note. And weep."
"You know I do not clean cars for a living"
Trusty Google translate, says that the title of the story is “I made it bullshit, but it change.”
If I were left to my own devices I would have translated it to this: “I had it tough but then I met everyone’s dream guy. Eat my dust, bitches. Yes, I know. Sorry. But I won that particular happy ending.”
You didn’t really think she …cleaned cars for a living, for e.g, did you?
When she isn’t hanging off the arm of Mr G Clooney, it seems there is good money to be made hanging around a car.
For A Magazine, by Wayne Maser.
Via Guyism.
