Blame it on the H20.
A chemical called Bisphenol A, is being blamed for a rise in aggression and hyperactivity in young girls.
BPA is commonly found in water bottles.
Water is bad for little girl’s health.
Where to go to from here?
If chemicals don’t make them the little buggers angels aggressive, then hormones make them mature too fast …and junk food makes them stupid at school and unwashed fruit will make them infertile for life …and so on it goes.
What can a mother do? Roll over and just play dead?
Oh. Hang on. We CAN DRINK WATER OUT OF A TAP!
Good reason No 100 to never buy bottled water again.
(Or you could just skip the water step out altogether and introduce the lot of them to Haute Cabriere, (soothing, restful, stress-reducing!) right now.
Only joking)
