You will have to go somewhere else to get the Best Picture, Best Actress and the rest. Here? It's ... just the frock horror. Let begin! I know it is a crime above all others to diss HRH Queen Meryl, but ... of this was on anyone but her ... in fact, even if it was on her ... it's too much, it's a curtain from a ye olde movie house, not a dress worthy of the queen. Off with her Stylist's head!
The SortofMrsGeorgeClooneyOfTheMoment Stacey Kiebler, went AS an Oscar.
One night, Angelina Jolie, will mix it up with something other than CryptBlack. Last night wasn't the night.
Jlo is ready for her turn on Dancing with the stars. (Ouch, my eyes hurt.)
Can I just whisper that this whole pale and interesting thing is becoming a little .. um ... like ... brand values... Rooney Mara? Like a well-oiled marketing campaign? And just a little predictable, and even wan, tired? Yes! Just like your look/ USP! (TM) Nevertheless, in Givenchy.
Anna Faris came as a Diane von Furstenburg Disco Dominatrix.
I want you to imagine my Auntie Beryl wearing this to my daughter's batmitzvah next month. I can. It is Marchesa worn by Sandra Bullock, but it shouldn't be.
The Descendants actress, Shailene Woodley apparently said this Valntino gown was "so her." I suppose that works if, as Time Magazine points out she was a 44 year-old matron.
Kristen Wigg. You could have turned her J. Mendel upside down and used it to give the venue a bit of a dust-down for spiders etc before the show.
Glenn Close made a bold colour choice in Chlorophyll. Also bold shoulder pads, bold train ... not beautiful.
The Artist's Berenice Bejo. In braids and sequins and peppermint.
Wendi McLendon-Covey. Bridesmaid's dresses are notoriously challenging. This one proves no exception.
... and this Marina Rinaldi on Melissa McCarthy wasn't any better.
Tina Fey. What did we tell the world about peplums?! Good woman / bad Carolina Herrera dress, tragic Elvis hairstyle.
... and of course, there was, intentionally, this.
Via Celebuzz and HuffPo and Time.