Seriously? On the cover of Forbes?

No. I don't get it it.

This from Wikipedia: " Forbes is an American business magazine owned by Forbes, Inc. Published biweekly, it features original articles on finance, industry, investing, and marketing topics. Forbes also reports on related subjects such as technology, communications, science, and law. Headquarters are in New York City. "

But, according to Forbes, he deserves to be there because he is "building an empire"

This is how. " “It used to be there was a mystery to the artist. Now there’s, like, no mystery — the fans want the connection, they want to see you Instagramming at a coffee shop in the morning… Social media helped launch my career. Without the Internet and without YouTube, I wouldn’t have gotten the chance to put my music out there and have people hear it.”

Okay.

Forbes list their 9 other "most powerful" celebrities: 1. Jennifer Lopez 2. Oprah Winfrey 3. Justin Bieber 4. Rihanna 5. Lady Gaga 6. Britney Spears 7. Kim Kardashian 8. Katy Perry 9. Tom Cruise 10. Steven Spielberg.

An 18 year-old? A victim of domestic abuse? A chick who is still under the conservancy of her father? Kim Kardashian? This list is ... wrist-slitting.

This is "power" 21st century-style?

Shot by Camilla Akrans.

"Plus-sized girl" is lying around all day in corset and kimono... doing Kate Moss's very own Boob steel.

Some flowers, in bloom, to signify that she is ... in bloom?

It is so difficult for stylists to find clothes to fit, "plus-sized girls." So, according to Vogue, it's kimonos, this year, for "plus-sized girls."

Or what about ... no clothes at all?

Close up is good when you haven't got clothes. Or she could stay in the kimono.

This is an image from a fashion magazine, in case you are confused.

I know it is hard to age in the modelling industry, and that late nights and smoking and falling out of nightclubs plus sex, drugs 'n rock 'n roll aren't that great for a chick's complexion, but calling Ms Moss a "bag of the year," is a little cruel, don't you think?

There's a Mrs Fassbender for Now.

Aw.

Oh well.

Sigh.

This is getting silly.

All that hard work, extra violin classes, coming second in the world at maths and science and this is the prize?

Something is not right with this picture.

Or these pictures ...

Which are of the pure misery experienced by Tokyo's rail commuters each and every day of their working lives.

That is some prize for being an Asian Tiger. In my opinion.

Wolf says the photographs represent "chiefly the tragedy of the human condition. What you see is not the result of a natural catastrophe. Man is responsible for this himself—a dreadful system for people, and by people.”

The series is aptly named: Tokyo Compression.

Powerful stuff.

X

By Mario Testino.

(Nice swimsuit.)

For US Vogue.

The question: Is she looking UNBELIEVABLY good?

Decide for yourself.

While female stars are pouting, preening and making like Marilyn, male stars leap atop a hulk of pulsating, gleaming metal. Not sure this one does it that convincingly, though.

Yes. I too, am equally perplexed.

Shot by Peggy Sirota,

Great concept, but the boots? The little handies? The silhouetted quiff? Disturbia.

Sun-staches come with dangling moustaches. ( Of course they do.)

That one was the Fu Manchu. This one is the Swag.

And this is The HandleBar.

You know what's going to happen next, right?

No.

I don't know why this happened.

Oops. she's lost her panda.

... and she's found him. Panda boyfriends for the win.

Crazy girl.