Hit us with your best shot, D&G old things.
Extra puffiness around the butt? Bring It On!
Balance the fullness of our hips with added fullness at the top of them? Hooray, hooray.
Clothes best suited for for ages zero to 18 months? Why thank you.
How kind of you to infantalise us so.
We feel more youthful and frisky, already.
P. S. Note and appreciate the bonus spaghettisation, too.