CHRISTINA AGUILERA WELCOMES YOU TO HER MINIMALIST, JOHN PAWSON-ESQUE, UNDERSTATED HOME.

by hurricanevanessa on February 16, 2012

She bought it from the Osbournes.

Which explains it's subtle charms.

A muted, neutral palette, The Home Channel tells us is optimum if you want to sell a house. And this one is on the market.

6 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms.

It is essential to have an amusement arcade, if you are a big pop star. It is not essential to have taste.

Eish.

Eish x 5.

Imagine waking up with a hangover, here.

Pink Palace.

She paid $1.5 in 2008, it's on the market for $13.8.

She left the house when she split up from her husband Jordan Bratman in 2010.

Hm.

It has been on the market for rather a long time.

Via

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Jenna February 17, 2012 at 07:31

*Jordan Bratman?

hurricanevanessa February 17, 2012 at 07:41

I post too early in the morning.
I’ll change it.

Lauren February 17, 2012 at 09:42

I feel nauseous.

Dee February 17, 2012 at 16:54

Holy cannoli. It looks like a Frederick’s of Hollywood store in there, minus the racks of gaudy lingerie (though I bet she has that, too).

Mimi February 18, 2012 at 22:37

I threw up a bit in my mouth. It’s much better from the outside.

Loudine February 23, 2012 at 08:30

Jesus. I never thought I would see so many contrasting colours, patterns and themes thrown together outside of Korea. It’s like Kitsch Collectables threw up on itself. And I now understand the Osbournes’ predilection for self-medicating. Alas, if they had only removed 99% of the ‘decor’ in their home, they could have stuck with booze and the occasional homegrown like the rest of us.

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