CHICKS? HOLD ON TO YOUR OVARIES. DON DRAPER TAKES HIS ADORABLE DOG FOR A WALK.
Don Draper and dog, both cunningly yet unsuccessfully camouflaged to avoid lurking paparazzi, go for an amble.
Uh oh. In an unexpected "Celebs, are they just like you and me?" test, Don Draper's dog starts to sniff around for a place to take a very unstarry dump. Will DD aka John Hamm summon a minion to clean up? Will he do a Don Draper and gaily and irresponsibly, pollute his pristine environment?
Hooray! J Hamm scoopos his own! Could he be any more Hammsome and Hammulous?
Oh pour me over a waffle. Go on.
And off they go. 100 marks out of ten.
You could say I am a fan.