POSES NO NORMAL HUMAN BEING WOULD EVER STRIKE IN THEIR NORMAL LIFE, DEMONSTRATED BY OLIVIA WILDE, IN GLAMOUR.

"Ahoy. I see a calorie on the horizon."

"When I have a spare second, I do like to have a bit of a mini orgasm over my pretty floral and cotton fashion choices."

"Weeeeee! I like to leap arund in a studio with a boat anchored in the background. It makes me cheery."

"While most civilians have nightmares about being caught without their trousers, I, in my cute red pants de les grand meres, (aka Granny pants) have no such issues. I am happy. So happy I am dancing."

Oh, ignore me.

The pictures are pretty and we at COSMO have also, on occasion been known to make our models look a little …unusual too.

Via The Berry.

  1. Amanda Cooper:

    aw, I love Olivia Wilde. and that belt in the top photo is totes cute.

    and at least she’s not doing “I am an alien, that’s why my arms bend the wrong way like this” poses.

  2. Hannah:

    i think it’s very cute, and she’s lovely to look at :)

  3. Jade:

    I’m with Amanda – she may look a little contrived, but I’m all for happy and prancing rather than pouty and hunchy and broody and/or naked :)

    Long live my girl crush!