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Oh God. Dancing in broad daylight? When you’re an Englishman? To horrible, touristy music? Even though you pray “Not me, please, please not me…” knowing all the while that of course it’s going to be you, because, when The Other One (Alpha Bru) is not here, it’s always you. With a group of local ladies [...]

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This, from Mama Mia:  “The stark video opens with an obese young man having a heart attack and then cycles back in time to illustrate how lifestyle choices, made by others for him as a child and by him as an adult, contributed to this end.” and” ” ABC News reported that the ads were [...]

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HOW TO SPEAK SOUTH AFRICAN BY AN ENGLISH VOICE COACH.

by hurricanevanessa on January 20, 2012

HA HA HA And I thought we had at least 11 “South African accents”, in Cape Town alone. Thus, my pels, is wha naa Inglish Ectors cen spik Seth Efrican. Tweet

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… and on that note, I think I’m going to sign off for the year. It’s been a tough one for me, and I really need the break. I’ll be wandering around my own patch of Our Wonderful World, humming Louis Armstrong to myself, for the next 3 and a bit weeks, although I might [...]

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HOW TO AVOID THE “WALK OF SHAME,” THE HARVEY NICHOLS WAY.

by hurricanevanessa on December 7, 2011

Need a translation for the ad? Here goes: Rich girls, who can afford the insane prices of a store like Harvey Nichols, do not do the “Walk Of Shame.” Expensive clothes, it seems, have superpowers. Expensive clothes can stop you becoming hung-over, queasy, wobbly and undignified. Wearing your expensive clothes you can appear “classy,” after [...]

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Oh hang on a minute…. It’s also called “Crazy Dance. Turkish.” That’s better. Take notes. To impress your friends at  your next braai. No need to thank me. Tweet

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They are the gift that keeps on giving. Tweet

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