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WHAT LOVING PARENT WOULD WISH THEIR CHILD HAD CANCER? (BEWARE. LUMP IN THROAT ALMOST CERTAINLY GUARANTEED.)

by hurricanevanessa on May 15, 2013

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SOME ADS FOR SPANX FOR MEN. WOULD YOU?

by hurricanevanessa on May 14, 2013

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IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL, JOYOUS, UPLIFTING AD FOR A FUNERAL PARLOUR.

by hurricanevanessa on May 14, 2013

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SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO PAY $1 975 FOR THESE SHOES. I AM NOT KIDDING.

by hurricanevanessa on May 14, 2013

They are by the Italian designer, A Diciannoventenentitre. Which does not translate into ” Richpeoplearestupidmightaswellmakesomemoneyoutofthem.” This is what Barney’s says about them: ” Overdyed, ultra-distressed high top sneakers with pre-rusted metal eyelets and dye-splattered rubber sole.” Pre-rusted! Dye-splattered! As the wag at BuzzFeed, where I found this, remarked: ” For that price I want some [...]

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JOIN ME IN CELEBRATING THE FACT THAT THIS HIGH-END FRAGRANCE AD / PHOTOSHOP DISASTERIS NOT CURRENTLY APPEARING IN ANY MAGAZINES AROUND OUR NECK OF THE WOODS.

by hurricanevanessa on May 9, 2013

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SO IT TURNS OUT THAT KATE MOSS’S EXTREMELY-PHOTOSHOPPED FACE AND BODY ARE THE LEAST FAKE THINGS ABOUT HER NEW FAKE TAN ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN.

by hurricanevanessa on May 9, 2013

But wait. It seems as if Kate’s fake tan and her fake Fotoshopped bod are about the most real elements of this “sun-drenched” advertising shoot. Tweet

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