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OLD MASTERS RECREATED USING MODERN CELEBRITIES.

by hurricanevanessa on May 17, 2013

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TOBEY MAGUIRE IS ALL HANDS ON INTERVIEW MAGAZINE

by hurricanevanessa on May 17, 2013

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MILEY CYRUS’ MAKE-UP ARTIST MUST HATE HER, I THINK. OR THIS “FACE FAIL,” COULD BE A NEW MAKE-UP LOOK, ‘THE SMILEY.’ PERHAPS. YOU NEVER KNOW.

by hurricanevanessa on May 17, 2013

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CANDICE SWANEPOEL ROCKS TWO OF KATE MOSS’S ICONIC BLUE STEELS (INCL THE “LONELY NIPPLE,”) MAKES LOVE TO A CAR, WEARS SUGGESTIVE KNICKERS IN INTERVIEW.

by hurricanevanessa on May 17, 2013

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ALAS, POOR KIM KARDASHIAN. IT IS, I THINK, TIME FOR HER TO PUT HER FEET UP.

by hurricanevanessa on May 17, 2013

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MUSIC LEGENDS (OF A CERTAIN VINTAGE,) AS SUPERHEROES

by hurricanevanessa on May 16, 2013

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WOULD YOU PAY $1.8 MILLION TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE STARING AT A NAKED GOLDEN GIRL? SOMEONE (VERY RICH,) IS ABOUT TO.

by hurricanevanessa on May 16, 2013

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SNEAK PREVIEW. THE NEW EDITOR OF SA COSMO’S FIRST COVER (STARRING RACHEL BILSON IN OSTRICH,) MAKES ME SMILE

by hurricanevanessa on May 16, 2013

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BEWARE DAVID GANDY, MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD™ . YOU HAVE COMPETITION FROM IRAQ.

by hurricanevanessa on May 16, 2013

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OH WHAT THE HELL. LET’S MAKE THIS A CELEBRITY BODYPARTS DAY. WHOSE TORTURED TOES ARE THESE? (“THE RED CARPET IS SUCH FUN! LOVE LOVE LOVE ETC.”)

by hurricanevanessa on May 15, 2013

Spotted on the red craplet at Cannes. Guess who acted the total trooper and kept on smiling and waving, because that’s “What You Do?” Tweet

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