CARINE ROITFELD DOESN’T HAVE A “FUCK YEAH GRUMPY CARINE ROITFELD,” TUMBLR, BUT PERHAPS SHE SHOULD.

by hurricanevanessa on September 28, 2011

The ex-editrix of Vogue Paris is usually quite smiley and looks rather nice. In pictures (I don't know her, you understand,) but I do think she excels at being the opposite. when she is mad she is very, very good. Here she debuts - not a trout pout - but a full-on fish-face.

I fantasize that this is her giving Terry Richardson her best "I know what you did last night and as a result you will never work in this town again" look. But I know I' wrong. It is just her "I hurt, I am in fashion" look. It's de rigeur. She probably loves Unkle Tel. Like the rest of them.

Co-incidentally, while I was searching for growly Carine faces, the news broke that she is to re-enter the world of magazines with her very own quarterly.

Currently a debate is raging whether she will “do an Oprah” and feature her own mug on the cover every month.

Go for it, Madame, I say.

Best Grumpy face.

It’ll be a hit.

...but she does do terrifying rather better than your average chick.

Grrr.

Meh.

Maybe she didn't love love love the portrait that Karl Lagerfeld drew of her, that much.

Wet cold fierce. (and that's only the vibe, not the weather.)

You wanna talk about inhumane? I kill little Minkiepoos with one withering glance.

Finis.

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LuVixen October 1, 2011 at 10:41

SHE LOOKS LIKE IGGY POP!

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