BUT WAIT. NO GRANNY PANTS FOR THE COVER CHICK OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED’S SWIMWEAR EDITION: IS THIS A DISTURBING NEW TREND? AN X-TREMELY PHOTOSHOPPED KATE UPTON “WEARS” AN “EYE PATCH BIKINI”

by hurricanevanessa on February 14, 2012

Featuring "Squoob," "Side Boob" and ... um ... WHAT is going on in her lady parts?

This is not at all anatomically possible.

Look South, guys.

As Carrie Murdoch points out on Jezebel, ” Did they photoshop out part of Kate’s cleft of Venus, to put it delicately? Really the whole area meets her thighs in kind of a flat, strange way—even a Barbie doll has more realistic, prominent-looking genitalia.”

Murdoch also says: “The answer to the headline “Kate Upton: Any Questions?” is definitely, “Nope, I can pretty much see everything I need to see.”

As we say in these parts: “Sies,” “Yoh” and “Shem.”

Via Jezebel

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Tee February 14, 2012 at 08:42

oh my gosh. wow. this is terrible.

biobot February 14, 2012 at 09:23

Shore is purty.

Rick February 14, 2012 at 09:26

She’s pretty and all, but how do the camels in her home-town get from one place to another?

Sophia February 14, 2012 at 09:35

Seriously?! I hope this is not where the swimwear trends are going… woe be us

Dee February 14, 2012 at 17:53

Might as well have just used actual paint.

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