Here's our Bradley. Yet again being not un-handsome. Yet again hanging out in a men's magazine.
This time, it's Esquire.
But yikes. He's also hanging with groupies of the Cougar Nana persuasion.
Wait up a minute!
Am I missing the joke?
Is he is so appealing that he even makes senior citizens toss their self-respect to the winds? Is he so delectable that he makes older ladies hormones return from the depths of menopause to shake rattle and roll around in his hotel room?
Bitch, bitch, moan, moan. Maybe I am wrong. after all this is the man who brought his own Mama to live with him in LA, when his fasther passed away, saying, in this issue of Esquire: "I love having her, I wouldn't have it any other way."
* Furrows brow.*
Via Smartologie.
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Kinky.
I’ve never had this happen before, but I find your comments on this piece insulting. This has never happened before, I love your blog! But what makes you think post-menopausal women shrivel up and die? That’s rude. And gray hair = nana? Just a grandma, not still a human being in the fullest sense of the term, is that it? My take on this layout is that they’re making fun of the trope we all know and some of us vomit over: the older man and the young girl, a theme which has been done ad nauseam and ad infinitim in magazines, tv, movies and novels. Considering all the T&A (and, as you pointed out ‘bottom-up’) that are shoved in my face daily, I find this a refreshing attempt (if ineffectual aesthetically) in undermining stereotypical, sexist imagery.
All of these photos would be creepy regardless of the age of the women. The feet, the feeding, the groping, the undressing, the chasing & giggling… “Wait until I finish my coffee before you give me that BJ…” He’s sooooo tired from having two women at once!! Poor Brad! This shoot gives me a skeeve-vibe off him.
I’m more upset by “how to be a man”. Sweeping generalisation much?! Yes I’m sure that there is only one way in which toe “be a man” and Esquire knows what it is! I mean, gays aren’t men – they don’t cavort with women in hotel rooms.