BRAD PITT IS A HITMAN AND A RASTA AND SOME OTHER RANDOM SCALLYWAGS FOR INTERVIEW.

Sleaztastic.

I guess this is the kind of brief you give a sexy man when you can’t tell him, “Lie on yer back love, with your lips and lids at half mast, thrust hips, arch your back, throw back your hair.”

Here you go. With extensions. Don’t panic. No 84 species of lice in his ringlets, I’m sure.

As The Dude, I suppose.

Photographed by Steven Klein. (It could have been worse, It could have been Terry Richardson. Maybe he was busy shooting everyone else.)

Sorry. Can’t help myself. I’m a mother of too many. (* Inspects, casually, and only in passing for Little Friends. *)