Yesterday was not a good day.
After scraping the car (again,) upsetting The Guru needlessly and suffering the silent and tragic comparison between mine and Gisele’s post-baby body, finding this blog was a (as HV Regular, Eloise would say) a gift from Chocolate. (I think Chocolate is Eloise’s deity of choice.)
Here is FaceDowns.
It sums up, beautifully, hilariously, succinctly, exactly how I am feeling today.
I might go outside and lie, face down on Table Mountain.
In the wind.
You get the idea, don’t you?
Part Travelogue, part Modern Monty Python, part giant piss-take.
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