Yesterday was not a good day.
After scraping the car (again,) upsetting The Guru needlessly and suffering the silent and tragic comparison between mine and Gisele’s post-baby body, finding this blog was a (as HV Regular, Eloise would say) a gift from Chocolate. (I think Chocolate is Eloise’s deity of choice.)
Here is FaceDowns.
It sums up, beautifully, hilariously, succinctly, exactly how I am feeling today.
I might go outside and lie, face down on Table Mountain.
In the wind.
Facedown on Fitzroy Street, Melbourne.
Facedown at The National Gallery Victoria, Dali Exhibition
Fcedown in Chitwan, Nepal.
Facedown on Airforce One, Seattle.
Facedown on Songak Mountain. Jeju-do, South Korea.
You get the idea, don’t you?
Part Travelogue, part Modern Monty Python, part giant piss-take.
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